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The Bad Man

By Lane Zumoff

Sep 26, 2023

The Bad Man

Sep 26, 2023

Published in
The Junction

A New Man

Thursday was a bad day for Denny Kersey.

Jul 11, 2021

A New Man

Jul 11, 2021

Published in
Literally Literary

Homesick

“If you’re stuck in the past should you force others to live there with you?” - Sabella Damani

Jun 16, 2021

Homesick

Jun 16, 2021

An Interest in All Things Earthly

A strange man with a strange occupation has his evening upended by a frantic tenant fleeing her angry “boyfriend.”

Apr 29, 2021

An Interest in All Things Earthly

Apr 29, 2021

People Say I’m Negative

Apr 27, 2021

People Say I’m Negative

Apr 27, 2021

Published in
Literally Literary

See The Light

Each day I wish for light. I’d wish upon a star if I could. But there’s none to see.

Dec 8, 2020

See The Light

Dec 8, 2020

Published in
Writers’ Blokke

Roadside Memorial

It’s not hard to get lost after losing someone.

Dec 7, 2020

Roadside Memorial

Dec 7, 2020

Published in
Writers’ Blokke

The Quiet Man

A man who lives for quiet gets his wish and finds himself in a living death.

Oct 26, 2020

The Quiet Man

Oct 26, 2020

Published in
Cinemania

Meat of the Matter: Dissecting The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Cultural Economics

Normalizing the abnormal is perfectly normal. It’s the economy, stupid.

Oct 13, 2020

Meat of the Matter: Dissecting The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Cultural Economics

Oct 13, 2020

Published in
The Haven

Surrealville, USA

Years ago, I played guitar in a rock group. This is a journal entry from one of our stranger shows.

Oct 12, 2020

Surrealville, USA

Oct 12, 2020

Published in
The Culture Corner

Is Amos Burton a Sociopath?

If you’re reading this, you’re probably a fan of Amazon Prime’s hit series The Expanse. If not, and you’re simply wondering who Amos…

Sep 23, 2020

Is Amos Burton a Sociopath?

Sep 23, 2020

Uncle Pete

Depending on the company you keep, a discussion may be more like a monlogue.

Sep 15, 2020

Uncle Pete

Sep 15, 2020

X Marks the Spot

“You got some mail today,” Jamie says as I enter the foyer. “It’s over on the kitchen table.”

Jun 24, 2020

X Marks the Spot

Jun 24, 2020

this nothingness is more than nothing

I wrote a letter. It was a short letter, maybe a paragraph or so. A short letter with a short paragraph that somehow was still too long…

Mar 7, 2020

this nothingness is more than nothing

Mar 7, 2020

Catching Up

“Long time, no see,” began the message.

Feb 4, 2020

Catching Up

Feb 4, 2020

Get Santa

Note to Reader: This story was designed as a drinking game of sorts. Take a swig of your favorite Christmas brandy upon each Christmas…

Dec 19, 2019

Get Santa

Dec 19, 2019

Published in
Story Starters NJ

The Devil We Can’t Know

Contrary to popular belief, the Devil you know isn’t better than the Devil you don’t. They’re all the same. They’re all me. We’re family.

Oct 6, 2019

The Devil We Can’t Know

Oct 6, 2019

My Neighbor Ed

Do you own the home you live in? I do. Not literally. The bank actually owns the house, but we have this understanding that if I keep…

Mar 4, 2019

Mar 4, 2019

RUN

He opened the door to the light of the world and the light blinded him. But only momentarily. The haze dissipated, revealing busy shapes…

Mar 1, 2019

RUN

Mar 1, 2019

The Apology

It was now almost two months since “the incident” and the man was still just as outraged as the day it happened. On that day, the day that…

Mar 1, 2019

The Apology

Mar 1, 2019

Lane Zumoff

Lane Zumoff

Graphic Artist, Musician, Manipulator of Sentences.

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